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fruitcrocs:

if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order

(Source: fruitcrocs, via int0-your-eyes)

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1 day ago

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via classicalchild)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
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1 day ago

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat, via shipeveryonewithsomeone)

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1 day ago

Midnight thoughts (what made you so sad)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via int0-your-eyes)

Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?
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fishingboatproceeds:

Cara Delevingne will play Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns movie. 
Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.

fishingboatproceeds:

Cara Delevingne will play Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns movie

Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.

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1 day ago

chilling-with-changmin:

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

(Source: shirokuma-maid-cafe, via stormwalkers)

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3 weeks ago

conventionalvampire:

nowgiveusakiss-a:

Teenagers don’t like parties

Teenagers like the great British bake off

it true

(via jewelzanddrugs)

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3 weeks ago

celeryandhummus:

nanner:

Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit

kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it

(Source: dailystews, via come-waste-away-with-me)

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3 weeks ago

glmrk-lls:

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs

(via aphfandoms)

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3 weeks ago
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